And then the Lord said
And let it be that to commemorate the ultimate sacrifice I made you shall prove your devotion to me,
By taking 4 days off work and driving your family to the beach where verily the kids will argue in the backseat for the whole journey
By going to the B&Q sale and attempting to destroy house with DIY whilst arguing with your wife on the colour scheme chosen for the bathroom
By eating chocolate eggs until you are sick, hyperactive or both
By watching the big family film on the telly that you already have on DVD
And the Lord said maybe the true message of Easter has been lost...oh well theres always Christmas....