Saturday Morning

Urgarghwuh?

Oh good morning sweetheart...

Do you want to get into bed with mummy and we'll sleep for a bit longer?

Yes I know its morning but its really early...

Thats a nice cuddle.

OK stop kicking

Stop wriggling

Stop farting...

Oh alright we'll go downstairs.

Here, I'll put the telly on and you let mummy snooze on the sofa ok?

No I don't know why the dog doesn't like the cat

The cats called Tom the mouse is called Jerry

Jerry...

JE rry..

No darling not Sherry, JErry...

No it's...

Ok, Ok don't get cross, the mouse can be called Sherry if you want to.

No its not because I'm wrong....

Ok ok I'm wrong and you're right...

Yes. Silly Mummy.

What do you want for breakfast?

No you can't have chocolate for breakfast

Because its not healthy

Because its not ok?

Look you just can't have chocolate for breakfast now please stop moaning and eat your coco pops.


Good Morning Son! Joining us for breakfast?

No I can't cook you a full English. Toast?

No I've got no porridge in. Toast?

No I've haven't any croissants either. Toast?

We're all out of eggs. How about some toast?

There you go do want fruit juice too?

Yes I know its not the right name for the mouse but just let her call it Sherry ok?

You two stop arguing....

You two stop shouting...

You two stop hitting each other...

STOP IT!


..........

.....Look I'm sorry I shouted, come on and have a cuddle

yes I'll try and be less grumpy...

Lets watch the telly...

..........who farted?